I have brought this upon myself. When Ella was potty training, I would take her into the bathroom with me all the time so that she got used to the idea. Now, if I make the kids leave, one cries the whole time, and the other yells questions at me through the door. Not exactly a relaxing environment.
I have written a little poem in order to air my frustration.
by Beth Lewis
I'd like to go potty alone.
And sit on my porcelain throne.
Yet when I get the need,
my kids, with great speed,
come into my privacy zone.
When nature calls me to the loo
My children take that as a cue
to follow me in.
It gets under my skin!
I'm not really sure what to do.
When I have to go to the john
why must a party go on?
I would like to be
Alone - just me!
Without either one of my spawn.