Not a new one like this. We wouldn't know what to do with a car that you don't put your feet through the floorboard to stop. Brakes? Newfangled. CD player? What's a CD player? No, not new, but a minivan nonetheless. We might even own our first car from this decade. A minivan from this decade. A soccerball-toting, cheerio-filled minivan.
We are not minivan people.
To accurately depict the level to which we have always despised the idea of owning a minivan, I give you these pictures of Ella when she was not yet two.
Hey all you kiddos out there.
Word to my peeps! I gotta message so listen up!
We don't want no minivans up in here. I'm getting my groove on, fo shizzle!
Famous. Last. Words.