Who do you think was the favorite?
That's right. I was royalty; she was a vegetable.
Okay, so maybe our parents didn't do favorites, but I'm always working on it. I mean, I gave them an awesome son-in-law and three fantastic grandchildren!
bun #3 in oven
Rebecca was just seething with jealousy!
She already had an awesome husband, but she needed to take it up a notch.
smiling while plotting
Soon after I got bun number three cooking, she got her added her own bun to the oven.
very little bun
But she knew it could take years for her to catch up, so what did she do? WHAT DID SHE DO????
I'll tell you what she did. She broke her foot to ensure the sympathy vote. That's what she did. At thirty-five weeks, no less!
It was so not fair. I wracked my brain to think of what I could do. I had to stay in the lead! Finally, I landed upon a brilliant plan.
I win! I win!
I decided to break my ankle. Game on, sister.
This picture shows what a toughie I am
Eighth grade cheerleader shotI'm
Sweatin' to the Gimpies shot
And I think I may have just won.
Senior picture shot
Woo to the hoo. Oh, yeah.